NYC Ramayana

A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother, this is how he went about it...

"So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or something...

Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so.. he decided to get his wife and his bro along... you know..so that they could all chill out together. But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary shit...

really man... they had monkeys and devils and shit
like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked ass with darts and bows and
arrows... so it was fine.

But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and also his bro, Laxman, pissed... And you don't piss this
son-of-a-gun cuz, he just kicks ass and like... all the gods were with him... So anyways,you don't mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys..Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok...

So, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own hood. Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest..and anyways...it gets kinda boring,you know... no TV or malls or shit
like that. So,they decided to hitch a ride back home... and when the people realize that our dude, his bro and the wife are back home... they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days... so they couldn't take them
out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and shit...and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also... so it was pretty cooool...you know with all those fireworks... Really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks... and you know, what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding.., that was the very first music-synchronized fireworks... you know, like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started .......


(I GOT THIS AS A FORWARD TODAY N I AM SHARIN THE SAME WITH U PPL)

IS THIS WORLD CHANGING

Is my male dominant world changing?????

“YES” is the sad answer. Where is it heading towards???? To a much balanced world with no bias on sex- I wonder if this is possible. World can never be balanced, after all humans are animals too (species) and as nature says one species has to dominate other. So what is gonna happen???? – The obvious question. Is it going to be female dominant one? – “Soon” yet another hard to believe truth.

The statements made above might look very odd and seem like they are said with no base. “Baseless statements” – termed by few of my well-educated, cultured and rational male (species) friends. They are cultured and rational because they feel male (species) had dominated female (species) and its high time to give them EQUAL RIGHTS.

Here are few “Bases” to the statements I made earlier. As we all know, earth evolved from unicellular to multicellular species. There’s always been domination by the fittest species. Things change – Survival of the Fittest. Mighty Dinosaurs are no more today. But they did dominate/rule the world. When humans came in to the world, there too was two kinds of species – Male n Female. As nature always does, males were exact complement to female. Then how did male gain the dominance???? It’s not just that male outnumbered female, various factors right from the physical strength to mental strength. Many of my opposite species will not agree to it especially mental strength. But that is the fact. Else, the world would have been the other way around. To put it in much better way and also to convince my complement species. Women were the one who dominated the world first. Mother land and mother tongue are few terms which still remain as the proof of it. Worship of Female goddess was dominant as history says. Take Hindu myth, all gods were supposed to be from the prime female goddess “Adhi Parasakthi”. What exactly is this “Adhi Parasakthi” – Wondering???? Sanskrit has the answer. Adhi – The First, Para – The Ultimate and Sakthi – Power, which combines to The First Ultimate Power. If you ask me it’s neither male nor female its just power. But, as this power was termed in a Female Dominant world it was assumed FEMALE. For Christianity followers, “Da Vinci Code” has many evidence of female worship. How did it all change then? - Take a break, let me think.

Actually no thinking needed, the answer is straight forward. As females are struggling today (to regain) for dominance, male also did. And finally they conquered. That’s when world changed. All male GODS were born. Have you ever wondered why Lord Siva had only male child and not a female???? Keep wondering. From Jesus to Prophet – Males. That’s how we came to power. But what’s happening now - We are slowly losing our regime.

NO- we are just giving them equal rights which we denied them to show our dominance. We are not letting them dominate us we are just waiting for them to come up equal – are the justification given by the rational and cultural males. It’s just the story of hare and the tortoise. Hare leads the race and just waits for tortoise thinking it can never cross him but before even it knew, tortoise will be in lead. That’s what is going to happen – it’s natural. There were few men in male dominant society trying to spread female domination, the Da Vinci himself. There will be males in the female dominant society too who’ll take forward the male domination and hope we bring it back again!

~ A Male Chauvinist.



by - GANzz

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